Baked Potato Bar

Baked Potatoes
Bake 50 potatoes (depending on size) in a 400 degree oven for 30 minutes.  Before you place the potatoes in the oven prick each one with a fork.
Serve the potatoes with a variety of toppings:
crispy bacon
diced onions
hummus
sour cream
cheese
brocolli
black beans

Bacon: 
bacon

                   
Strawberry Shortcake
Ingredients:
3 loaves pound cake
6 pounds strawberries, hulled and sliced
2 lemons
1 cup sugar
2 large tubs
6 chickens

 People
Ingredients:
1 soul
1 heart
1 brain
various appendiges
humor 
hair (hopefully)


  

Cheese Sauce 
Ingredients:
uh...cheese, heat, and...yellow dye?
and one very happy, very tall man to eat it!

plate of goop.  yumm!

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